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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

13.06.2025 23:47

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Yes sir it is.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

How do you recognize when your mental health might need attention?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Why do flat earthers delete their answers after being proven wrong? Are they just being ignorant and arrogant?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Sure no problem officer.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

What is the cost of implementing synchronized traffic lights in a mid-sized city?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

After a few moments he returns.

What is one thing which you cannot stop however hard you try?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

{RING} {RING}

HELLO

What happens if someone fills up their car at the pump but leaves without paying? How is this situation typically handled?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?